Posted by: Fester

Read this word - then, this word.

Is this really happening????

Is God… I mean Godgle REALLY going to let this happen to us??

Even the people smarter than me are saying this is a good thing. Some others can’t even believe it (Wadda ya think now, Om?). This can’t be real. Please God (I mean the real God) - don’t let it be real.

I think I crapped myself. I’ll have to buy new underwear now.

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Posted by: Fester

OK, so as a joke, I went to the new Godgle Blog Search in Beta, and typed in my favorite keyword phrase: ‘Is Google Evil’ and came up with some mighty interestin’ stuff!

Here’s a scample:

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Posted by: Fester

Well, it appears ‘ol Fester aint the only one with a penchant for poking fun at Godgle. Seems The Onion has posted an amusing little segment on one of Google’s upcoming .labs. projects in their systematic attempt to brainwash and control us all: “Google To Destroy All Non-Indexable Copyrighted Materials”.

May Larry and Sergey use my facial epedermis for the soles of their shoes if this doesn’t happen (in one form or another).

I’m getting more and more entrenched in the thought that Godgle really is Big-Brother. I mean, they even won the most recent ‘Big-Brother Award“!!!!

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Posted by: Fester

Well, my friends and enemies…

I know what we do here is all in fun, but some of the satire is also meant to make you THINK about the darker possibilities…

This is about the upcoming ‘Partner Forum’ that Google will be holding soon - where they’ve asked 400 press and blog people to come and discuss things, but not to press and blog about it afterward. Now that we all know this is happening, is it possible that this will be possible???? Huh?

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Posted by: Fester

Recently, the Japanese offices of Yahoo! were invaded by a television character named “Hard Gay”.

Is he a Google spy? Watch the video and decide for yourself….

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Posted by: Fester

I guess the first step is - admitting it, so… yes, friends and enemies, it is again TRUE. In addition to my long list of unattractive vices, I must include ‘CrackSense’ or GASS as it is commonly known to the Google Gods.

Seems that I have this overwhelming addiction to checking out how much money I’m not making through my AdSense account AT LEAST every 15 minutes. (Sometimes less.) What’s wierd is - it’s like my bio-rythm is directly linked to my AdSense stats… “good day - bad day” sort of stuff. I wake up and go to bed on this stuff…

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Posted by: Fester

Following up on yesterday’s post about being banned by Google, it seems that we were NOT banned, but I was merely the victim of my own impatience, alarmism and need to be right.

See, Google does this update/dance thingy every once-in-a-while, (read extensively about the latest update here) and it seems that just by chance that when I checked yesterday - things were amiss at Godgle, and results let me to believe that Sergey and Larry don’t like what I’m saying.

[ UPDATE 09/09/05: Seraphim Matt Cutts of Godgle says it was NOT an update - read more. ]

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Posted by: Fester

I dunno what the ‘official’ test is that determines if a site has been banned by Google - but if you check our PR out here - you’ll see we now have a dreaded GREY BAR.

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