Regarding Google’s plan for mind control and direct to disk brain readings and thought file storage, I for one will be greatly relieved when that day comes. I will stand up and be glad to have someone else finally be responsible for the contents of my brain. Why?

Imagine that Brave New World:

No more lost phone numbers or forgotten names;
No more late tax returns or unkept appointments;
No more confusing political decisions to be made;
No more guilt and/or obsession that must be hidden from those you love;
No more tracking the lies you have told or the truths you’d rather forget;
No more dirty little secrets, cherished memories or privacy;
no more wayward thoughts that don’t flow with the conversation you are in the midst of;
No more… uh.
Wait. Uh, wait, wait… I, uh…
What was I just saying?

…Anyway, I think having everything you have ever thought, said, misplaced or denied filed neatly away on retrievable disk format completely controlled and acessed by someone else for future reference is awesome!!! Now I can stop thinking and start shopping!! Thanks Google for making my life just a little bit simpler. You and your GoogleBrainDrain service are a godsend and I can even pay my bill online. Life is good, but Google is better is how the What Our Customers Say section will read.

Now, where the hell are my car keys?

Chester

This entry was posted on Monday, October 17th, 2005 at 2:35 pm and is filed under Google the Good, The Google IPO, Google Profits, Google Rules.