Posted by: Fester

Well Hello Again Everyone;

Yes, it has been nearly 9 months since I last posted. No, I am am not pregnant, but I did get f***ed back then. But I’ve let that go.

Seems there’s a lot more going on in front of our eyes that is so “in your face” we can’t see it. More on this later. Actually, not even in this post, but like, later later. Specifics first.

I’ve been very wrapped up in all sorts of educational phenomenon over the past while, and have been enlightened on many issues - which has given me a whole new perspective on things. Can’t say right now if I’ll be posting lots or none in the near future, but posting nothing doesn’t mean there’s nothing to post about. OH CONTRAYER MOAN AMEE. (yea, I know that is spelled wrong). There is an overwhelming amount of things to post about the Google camp. And it all ties in to a much larger, Orwellian prophecy of a controlled state.

Seems the mainstream is finally agreeing with me? Check out this post at over at a non ‘tinfoil hat’ link building blog. Read it. They clearly are implying their belief that Google is Big Brother, by linking to Google, using the term “Big Brother” - like this - Big Brother. See, if we all link to Google using the term “Big Brother”, whenever someone does a search for “Big Brother”, Google.com should show up as one of the top results, right under something about George Orwell or 1984, I’d hope. That would make me giggle. Like a little girl. Some poor, sleeping soul may get woken up by seeing Google at the top of their search about Big Brother…. right now it’s all TV based ‘reality’ show (yea, right) garbage. Wise old George doesn’t even show up till page two.

Oh yeah, not only do I wear a tinfoil hat, I also wear tinfoil condoms and use tinfoil arse-wipe as well. And i wrap all my food in tinfoil before I eat it. It takes the flavor away, but it’s better than swallowing a microchip (from wikipedia) that can control my mind. Think I’m a freak? Check out Project MKUltra - also from Wikipedia.

Oh, here’s an entertainingly enlightening perspective on net neutrality…. which would effectively silence me. Not like I am a booming voice, but I would just be a pebble in a mudslide of sites that you would have limited access to…

Posted by: Fester

I’ve been trying to say it here all along, maybe with too much emotion and not enough intelligence (I had to search Google to know how to spell ‘intelligence’), but I think the picture I’ve been trying to paint here is without a doubt best expressed by eurotrash at a recent post over at ThreadWatch (sad to se you go Nick!)…

In fact, the post by eurotrash is so good, I’m going to be a complete ass and post the whole thing here - I don’t want it to loose it’s effect. Here’s a link to the entire thread entitled Big Google Becomes Big Target
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Here is the most incisive, succinct post EVER on what the negative potentialities of GOOGLE are…

‘My tuppence’
As I said to Matt in Vegas, what happens 20 years down the line if the United States gets a president who makes George Bush look like an utter left wing loonie and his crew get into power. The Dept of Homeland Security officer comes in with a piece of legal paper in his hand and says, “We’re taking all that data for something we are working on and this subpoena says we can!”
It worries me that although the nice left wing engineers, Mr. Brin, Mr. Page and of course the good Mr. Cutts will do everything they can to stop the officers getting the data but they won’t be able to do much.
I went through a dodgy time in a past life when an extremely dodgy, fat, stinking, lying, theiving bastard of a newspaper owner spent all his employees pension money and when the fucker disappeared off the edge of a yacht in the Atlantic so did the pensions of not only the current serving employees but also the retired employees who needed this money to live.
I was one of the lucky 12 people who were based in Amsterdam and there was a Dutch Law which said that our pension money couldn’t be put in with all the other pension money in the UK, US and Australia so my money was saved.
I think the moral of that story is that it is really up to governments to start speaking up and making better laws to start saving their citizens data and I think that it is down to governments to start asking questions about this now.
Matt, you asked what are Google doing that the others aren’t doing. First is the 2038 cookie. Why and what reason - why should you keep data on what my mother does on Google after she dies - if she doesn’t come back in a year, she probably won’t be coming?
eurotrash

Thanks eurotrash, would you like to offer some more intelligent insights here at IsGoogleEvil?com - we’d love to have you - we could use you.

Posted by: Fester

Well, my friends and enemies…

I know what we do here is all in fun, but some of the satire is also meant to make you THINK about the darker possibilities…

This is about the upcoming ‘Partner Forum’ that Google will be holding soon - where they’ve asked 400 press and blog people to come and discuss things, but not to press and blog about it afterward. Now that we all know this is happening, is it possible that this will be possible???? Huh?

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Posted by: Fester

Following up on yesterday’s post about being banned by Google, it seems that we were NOT banned, but I was merely the victim of my own impatience, alarmism and need to be right.

See, Google does this update/dance thingy every once-in-a-while, (read extensively about the latest update here) and it seems that just by chance that when I checked yesterday - things were amiss at Godgle, and results let me to believe that Sergey and Larry don’t like what I’m saying.

[ UPDATE 09/09/05: Seraphim Matt Cutts of Godgle says it was NOT an update - read more. ]

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Authored by: Fester

If you are just new to the world of SEO ( search engine optimization - defined), or you are a seasoned vet - you’ve most certainly heard of the ‘myth’ of putting keywords in your domain. All experts will tell you it’s bunk… ‘doesn’t make a difference’ you’ll hear repeated again and again…

But, after pondering this issue, I will have to disagree with this hypothesis. (No, this is not a FACT, it’s a hypothesis… because - as the experts will tell you - no-one really knows, except the search ‘engineers’ who write the algorithms.) Here’s my opinion:

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Author:John Calder
© 2004, John Calder
http://www.TheEzine.net

Since Google announced their revenue-sharing Adsense program in mid-2003, Internet marketers and other webmasters alike have embraced the program wholeheartedly. For content-heavy, non-commercially oriented sites, Adsense revenue is a welcome way to help defer hosting and other costs of running their sites. For marketers, Adsense is yet another revenue stream to add to pages that may already contain affiliate links, info products, and so on. For many marketers, Adsense was the first time they realized that they could make money from pay-per-click (PPC) advertising, rather than just spend money on it!

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They’re all inter-related…

Title tags not only let Google know what the basic premise of your page is - it’s the ‘hook’ on the lure that is your website, trolling through the waters of search results….

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Author: Jason Potash
In the Internet Marketing community, “traffic” and search
engine mastery are hot topics these days…

People will do almost ANYTHING just to get their site
indexed by Google faster… to boost their Page Rank
quicker… to drive more traffic immediately… and to get
a ton of incoming links to their website right away…

Yes, even if it involves handing over $137 for the latest
push-button traffic software or search engine trick.

Why all the fuss?

In this article, I’m going to reveal to you a simple, no
cost way to make the search engines crawl all over your
website like ants on a melted popsicle.

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Author:Alex Timaios
Google announced in January 2005 significant changes in their popular AdWords Pay-per-Click System (PPC). In future only unique URLs per page will be displayed. If several advertisers uses the same URL (i.e affiliates of the same program), only the one with the best Ad will be displayed.

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Author: Sandra Earon
www.n-georgia.com came online in 1998. It features Georgia outdoor recreation and receives up to 3 million hits per month. It has over 200 pages of fun and inexpensive things to do in Georgia.

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