Posted by: Fester

Hello again, folks. Remeber me?

I’m here to kick your ass into waking up about how Google and the Gov are probably working in kahoots to follow your every move, and thought… a la George Orwell’s Big Brother style.

Well, anyway, the ‘Google is Good’ propaganda continues…

Just yesterday, the judge presiding over the Google/government case ordered Google to be evil…

As mentioned at Threadwatch.org by HardBall - the government wouldn’t want something this bad unless it had real value…

A good question to ponder would be: “What’s going to happen WHEN the CHINESE government requests ALL of Google’s data - OR ELSE!?”

And as you all know my stance, it is my supposition that Google has ALREADY given the Gov everything they want, and it might even be one day revealed that Goog IS the Gov in disguise… but that’s for you conspiracy theorists to prove. I’m too busy making money off Google AdSense.

Thanks JB Jr. … uhh, I mean, Larry and Sergey.

Fester - Over and Out.

Posted by: Fester

A colleague recently sent me link to the new FREE WEB SITE ANALYTICS TOOL from GOOGLE - and asked me what I thought…

Of course, my jaw nearly hit me in the nads - simply because the implications of what is going on with these guys is just unreal. All these tools they’re giving us ALL come with a price - your freedom.

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Posted by: Fester

Well, my friends and enemies…

I know what we do here is all in fun, but some of the satire is also meant to make you THINK about the darker possibilities…

This is about the upcoming ‘Partner Forum’ that Google will be holding soon - where they’ve asked 400 press and blog people to come and discuss things, but not to press and blog about it afterward. Now that we all know this is happening, is it possible that this will be possible???? Huh?

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Posted by: Fester

I guess the first step is - admitting it, so… yes, friends and enemies, it is again TRUE. In addition to my long list of unattractive vices, I must include ‘CrackSense’ or GASS as it is commonly known to the Google Gods.

Seems that I have this overwhelming addiction to checking out how much money I’m not making through my AdSense account AT LEAST every 15 minutes. (Sometimes less.) What’s wierd is - it’s like my bio-rythm is directly linked to my AdSense stats… “good day - bad day” sort of stuff. I wake up and go to bed on this stuff…

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Posted by: Fester

Following up on yesterday’s post about being banned by Google, it seems that we were NOT banned, but I was merely the victim of my own impatience, alarmism and need to be right.

See, Google does this update/dance thingy every once-in-a-while, (read extensively about the latest update here) and it seems that just by chance that when I checked yesterday - things were amiss at Godgle, and results let me to believe that Sergey and Larry don’t like what I’m saying.

[ UPDATE 09/09/05: Seraphim Matt Cutts of Godgle says it was NOT an update - read more. ]

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Posted by: Fester

I dunno what the ‘official’ test is that determines if a site has been banned by Google - but if you check our PR out here - you’ll see we now have a dreaded GREY BAR.

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