Posted by: Fester

Well, it appears ‘ol Fester aint the only one with a penchant for poking fun at Godgle. Seems The Onion has posted an amusing little segment on one of Google’s upcoming .labs. projects in their systematic attempt to brainwash and control us all: “Google To Destroy All Non-Indexable Copyrighted Materials”.

May Larry and Sergey use my facial epedermis for the soles of their shoes if this doesn’t happen (in one form or another).

I’m getting more and more entrenched in the thought that Godgle really is Big-Brother. I mean, they even won the most recent ‘Big-Brother Award“!!!!

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Posted by: Fester

Well, my friends and enemies…

I know what we do here is all in fun, but some of the satire is also meant to make you THINK about the darker possibilities…

This is about the upcoming ‘Partner Forum’ that Google will be holding soon - where they’ve asked 400 press and blog people to come and discuss things, but not to press and blog about it afterward. Now that we all know this is happening, is it possible that this will be possible???? Huh?

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Posted by: Fester

Recently, the Japanese offices of Yahoo! were invaded by a television character named “Hard Gay”.

Is he a Google spy? Watch the video and decide for yourself….

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Posted by: Fester

I guess the first step is - admitting it, so… yes, friends and enemies, it is again TRUE. In addition to my long list of unattractive vices, I must include ‘CrackSense’ or GASS as it is commonly known to the Google Gods.

Seems that I have this overwhelming addiction to checking out how much money I’m not making through my AdSense account AT LEAST every 15 minutes. (Sometimes less.) What’s wierd is - it’s like my bio-rythm is directly linked to my AdSense stats… “good day - bad day” sort of stuff. I wake up and go to bed on this stuff…

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Posted by: Fester

Following up on yesterday’s post about being banned by Google, it seems that we were NOT banned, but I was merely the victim of my own impatience, alarmism and need to be right.

See, Google does this update/dance thingy every once-in-a-while, (read extensively about the latest update here) and it seems that just by chance that when I checked yesterday - things were amiss at Godgle, and results let me to believe that Sergey and Larry don’t like what I’m saying.

[ UPDATE 09/09/05: Seraphim Matt Cutts of Godgle says it was NOT an update - read more. ]

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Posted by: Fester

I dunno what the ‘official’ test is that determines if a site has been banned by Google - but if you check our PR out here - you’ll see we now have a dreaded GREY BAR.

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Well my friends and enemies…

The time is here.

The ‘invasion’ has begun.

With all their helpful little tools and web based gadgetry: “Google is unofficially taking over the world.” And, “Google IS ‘BIG-BROTHER’, incarnate.”

Harsh - I know… but THERE, I said it. And, YES, I think it’s true.

If it is not evident to you after reading the posts below, then you my friend, need to see a proctologist - to help pull your head out of your ass.

There’s quite a bit here to read, so the only other thing here I’m going to say is:

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Posted by: Fester

The post I’m about to direct you to may be the best post EVER on the internet.

Really.

This one short little entry by Jamie at channel9.msdn.com sums up everything I’ve been trying to say here for the past six months, and answers the question “Is Google Evil?” with a true and concise representation of what is really going on over at the GooglePlex, …through ‘GooglePark’.

See the funniest cartoon ever, in full, here:
http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=104073.

Thank you Jamie.

I love you.

Forever,

Fester

Posted by: FESTER

[ link to Part 1 ]

Dammit! They did it again.

In an attempt NOT to be evil, Godgle has gone out and tried to be GOD again (or Big-Brother at least!). Yes, it seems they are totally disregarding over 100 years of copyright law - and making their own new law that suites their needs.

Here’s an excerpt from Brad Hill:

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Posted by: FESTER

With the recent banning of CNET reporters, it seems that Google is showing their ‘Big-Brotherness’ more overtly now than ever, and almost to the point of ‘Godliness’.

Yes, I’m certain you’ll soon see MAJOR press releases announcing that the most effective branding campaign ever - Google’s - is going to be nullified and overwritten by a NEW campaign… they’re changing their name to ‘Godgle’. It’s only one small letter change - but an ever more descriptive title for our omnipotent overseers.

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