Posted by: Fester

Not many of us come up with a long-term plan (a serious one), and only a few of us come up with 1, 2, 5, 10, or 25 year plans… but even fewer of us - actually NONE of us - comes up with a 300 YEAR PLAN (unless you’re planning to take over the world), until now (probably because they’re planning to take over the world).

This is what we have to look forward to - thanks to Godgle: The Google home page of the future. (I didn’t do it - there’s other people out there who are thinking what I’m thinking you know…)

By RANDY SIEGEL
Randy Siegel is the president and publisher of Parade Publications. See the original HERE.

Seems Godgle has decided that THEY are the ones who will index THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF ALL THE WORLD’S INFORMATION. That’s about 5 million terabytes, but “only about 170 terabytes have been indexed” says Eric Schmidt - head puppet at Google.

Well then, get to work, Eric!!!!!

I just have one question: “Will I have to wait in line before you suck all the contents of my brain out of my head, or can I make an appointment to get it over with now?”

Do you suppose that they’ll soon be introducing a new monitor that actually HAS A CAMERA BUILT INTO THE SCREEN, so that Google can actually see us while we work, play, eat, fornicate, etc.. ONLY for the purpose of being able to better provide us with any information we may need INSTANTLY as we need it (you believe that, right?). Basically, with this new system, our minds will always be ‘indexed’, and what we ask for will be delivered - on thought. SWEET!

I think?

See you inside the collective! (Do you think there’ll be any hot chicks in there?? - Like Seven of Nine?)

(I’d love to Google HER!)

In closing: This, the funniest, most serious post ever is still my favorite.

Love Forever,

Fester